airilymusing
fipindustries

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

vaspider

I got a paragraph in and went, "oh, fuck you."

aravensss

I think I'm too drunk to get it... help? Pls?

airilymusing

Its written in the meter and tone of the song it's professing to hate parodies of, modern major general! Basically it's a stealth parody meant to make people groan/laugh/curse otherwise feel and express emotion because it's the thing it claims to hate